The Gift That Keeps on Giving

HOLY MOLY

This, my friends, is the gift that keeps on giving. 
For the first twenty followers of my blog, I will be giving said gift, to be worn at your own discretion!
I mean, come on, think of the possibilities...
School Pick Up Line
Casual Fridays at the Office
Speed Dating Must Have
Match.com Profile Pic
Date Night with the Hubby
Late Night Walmart Run
Stocking Stuffers
Secret Santa

Don't act like you don't want em.  I know you do.  And you could ROCK IT!!!!
I mean, dress em up with a hot pair of heels.  Play it down with flip flops.  No matter how you slice it, you're gonna be HOT!

Okay, okay.  So, I don't REALLY have twenty pair of these in stock.  I mean, I did.  But, I kept wearing them out, and people loved them so much that I kept having to take them off and give them out to strangers.  There were tears shed, people were embarassing me by crying and begging in the middle of the mall for my pants.  I went right thru my secret stash of nude stretchie pants in no time, and now I am down to my last pair.

Damn, right?