Year after year, you struggle to come up with a gift that will leave her speechless.
You've tried the malls.
You've tried late night Home Shopping Network (nobody really wants a Flowbee...learned THAT one the hard way, huh?)
Heck, you even tried the Wal-Martz in a pinch, didn't you? Admit it!
Well, ladies and gents, I'm here to save the day. This holiday season, you can give a gift that kills not one, not two, not three, heck, not even FOUR birds with one stone!
Aide in allergy relief and sinus congestion by promoting cleansing of the tear ducts
Brighten her mood and lift her spirits with immense laughter
Improve her health with Resveratrol (as seen on Dr Oz)
Help her look sun-kissed with a beautiful rosey glow to her cheeks
AND, last, but not least...
(this one's a real kicker, prepare yourself)
Possibly change her ENTIRE life by helping her learn a valuable life lesson.
ARE YOU INTRIGUED?
ARE YOU FISHING FOR YOUR CREDIT CARD AS WE SPEAK?
ARE YOU READY TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE?
ARE YOU LOOKING NOW FOR WRAPPING PAPER????
One-up that pesky sister or BFF on your list today...AND you don't even have to wrap it!
SNAP!
Here it is, folks!
The GIRLFRIEND Gift Basket
It includes:
an AUTOGRAPHED Hardback copy of Sit Down, Shut Up and Let Go
one bottle of wine (we're looking for rosey cheeks, not slobbering drunk, right?)
one fabulous wine glass (this ain't no Red Solo Cup kinda basket)
and, of course, DUHHHHH....
TISSUES!
She'll laugh
She'll cry
She'll get all fuzzy inside (could be the book, could be the wine!)
Here's a couple photos for your viewing pleasure. More baskets to come...maybe even.....
A MANLY BASKET!
You know, for that guy in your life that really needs to learn to let go of all the crap he can't control, but thinks he can, and it makes him super grouchy when he continually hits a brick wall with that theory? Yeah....get him a MANLY BASKET and teach him to Shut Up and Let Go and Roll Over and Sit.
Wait..that's not right. That's a dog. Sometimes I get confused, sorry!
Stay tuned for more baskets, kids.
In the meantime, here's the GIRLFRIEND Gift Basket:
