WIN A FREE BOOK!! (or possibly be scarred for life)

So, we've all seen the cute little e cards that are all over Pinterest and Facebook, right?  They all have a clever quote on them, along with a picture of a woman sitting at a table, or two kids whispering to each other, or a man in a suit....

They make us laugh, and often say exactly what we are thinking but could never say out loud.  So, what do we do?  We copy them and forward them to people, or pin them.  Somehow, THAT is different than saying the actual quote with our own mouths, right?

Well, I just went online to try to find such a cute little e card as the photo accompaniment for this blog post.  Apparently, I should have been more specific when I googled what I was looking for. 

'Looking for new friends' under 'images' on google brings up, um, well, some interesting images indeed.  WOWZA!  If you think I'm kidding, go do it.  I dare you! 

Here are just a sampling of what came up:

this girl is clearly looking for a friend to keep her out of trouble, right?

Then there's this guyirly person.....HeShe is looking for someone to put the lotion in the basket.


And, finally, these two.  I'm confident they are only looking for someone to play Monopoly with.

Wow. 

Anywhoooo, I was simply going to share with you a LIMITED TIME offer to get your grubby hands on a FREE copy of my new release, 'Sit Down, Shut Up and Let Go!'

If you aren't already familiar with it...SHAME ON YOU!  No, seriously, you can go to sitdownshutupletgo.com to get the lowdown. 

Then, you can see how marvelous it is, and you will absolutely want to get a copy!  Then, this girl can hook you up!

Simply go to the Official Facebook page here:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sit-Down-Shut-Up-and-Let-GoA-Guide-to-Losing-Control/320554454696863

Like the page, and find my post from today, Thursday, August 2.  Game rules are detailed there.  Whoever refers the most friends WINS A FREE COPY!  That's an $18 value, people!  Game ends Sunday night at midnight, so don't wait!

Stop dilly-dallying and go check it out NOW!  Okay, I'll give you 5 minutes to google 'Looking for new friends' first.  But then, seriously, go check it out! 

Good luck!